My mate Jason and I were surfin camps bay shorey a few yrs back at a solid 6ft , breakin way below sea level and P*#s shallow.
At first it was the usual,take a few build up the confidence then start takin the big ones.
We were getting sick and way wide barrels till we started getting a lil more confident and started doin sum crazy kuk.
And yes we both got a bit stoopid.
I saw him take off on a beast set but b4 I could see where he ended up I turned my head and had to deal with the mother of all freak sets Neptune had conjured up for me.
It was startin to peel already and i was pretty far away but I didnt stop scratchin.
The could see the damn thing was gonna close out the bay!!!!
I just made the 1st 2 bastards and the 3rd,even tho it looked like the sea god's throne, it had such awsome shape and promise that i thought i could maybe get sum of the sickest and thickest tube time of my life b4 she ate me.
So i decided to drop into the bomb.
I raced along the face,cranked a badass bottomturn and set myself up...........then in a moment of pure retardedness I thought to myself "wow,imagine how much air i could get if i actually hit this mother?"
I guessed i could hit it and land in sum foam maybe and not get too hurt.
So i started to ascend.
I was trying to go for an air reverse or a backflip and got caught in 2 minds, hit it wrong and ended up doin a cajung mactwist

backflip!!!!!
I landed on my pip and got the werking of my life.
When i landed i felt my neck rip and bones tweak and crack and my life flashed b4 my eyes.
I remember thinking" jeez so this is it hey....its actually quite peacefull".
WTF!!!!!!!
Next thing I know im washed up onto the beach and as i open my eyes and spit out the saltiest water outta my ears,nose & mouth and lurch a lil,I see Jason lying next to me.
I tune hime "BOET!!!!!!!! I landed on my head and just nearly frikkin drowned and died!!!!!!
He tune me back "me too boet!!! Me too!!!
We both started laughing hysterically for a while.
We then went to Lincoln and hooked up one of their sweet chicken subs,a 500ml coke in the glass bottle and lit up a entjie.
JISLAAIKIT.
Stoked to ride another one
