
when you have names for the ulcers on your feet from your fins!
When surfers complain about the tide being too low and it's closing out and you're thinking "more barrells for me"!!!
When the most painful thing is pushing a screwdriver through your new board so you can put in your leash!
When you air-drop into a crazy barrell and then realise there's NO way a surfer would've made it!
You say Tow-Outs and surfers think you're talking about Laird Hamilton at Jaws!
Weekends are planned according to wind direction.
You know more about weather systems now than when you actually studied Geography at school!
I love bodyboarding........
And Scotch!