hugh grant
April 2006
thanx buddy 4 the recognition.. but alternatively, couldnt we have a anti-boland or anti-eastern province club.. that way we could ban those bastards from anything remotely resembling a sea or contest.. awehness
Nantes
April 2006
Hey Nathan, on your remarks about the Boland Team, i would just like to say this... YOU SUCK BRA!!! Your forgetting something, they may not be the best team on the SABA circuit, but as a team they have the best HART and TEAM SPIRIT that i've ever experienced and that's more than i can say for other teams, not mentioning any names!!! I started doing there trails this year and i've had the pleasure of getting to know them personally and found that they are the friendliest people. So next time before you open your mouth about people, try and get to know them first before you judge them or you might just run into some unwanted pain en glo my daar's ek nogals heel goed in. So watch your back, BUDDY !!!
P.S If you ever call me a bastard again, i'll make you eat your words, cause i surf for Boland now!!! I'll be watching you.
Chinnychinchin
April 2006
I checked out the pics in your profile.........HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA........
You look ssssoooo chips, you look whack!!!!!! You should rather button your lip son......for someone who looks ssssooo gay you are rather brave to be talking smack about the bro's in the Cape........I think you are a bit delusional, cause judging by your photos, the only girls you get, MUST BE GIRLY-BOYS.......HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA......
Sidebar
April 2006
as president of the hugh grant fan club i have 1 request. when you okes moer him please, please dont mess up his face. we have got his modelling career to think of.
scribble
April 2006
this oak walks into a club wit no shirt on, no wonder the only thing he is kissing is his dog.
hugh grant
April 2006
sup sup ladies.. i thank you all for your great replies.. especially nantes 4 his very kind words, i have come to consider nantes as a friend a have partied with him, hooked chicks with him and watch him hook 5chicks in 1 nite(2 off them wernt so kosher) and have great joy in seeing him take humour so lightly.. thanx buddy, you always were so chilled and kief but now, i dunno buddy, i have lots of friends that surf 4 boland (martinus botha, mathew webster, and those 2 o's that look like fish..) and everything is just humour my fine friend, and as 4 me watching my back.. pfffff... as 4 chinnychinchin.. sorry buddy, your only solution is to move away from eatern province and come surf southern cape.. and thanx sidebar 4 the great presidency and keeping it real. awehness
wade harrison
April 2006
Werner A
April 2006
hugh grant wrote:
thanx buddy 4 the recognition.. but alternatively, couldnt we have a anti-boland or anti-eastern province club.. that way we could ban those bastards from anything remotely resembling a sea or contest.. awehness
i havent been checking out this site in a while, but whats this about a anti-boland club?
wade harrison
April 2006
hahaaaaabaaaaahaaaa waaaaahaaaa baaaahhahahaaaa haaaa
Damn vallies
April 2006
hahaha, anti-boland and anti-ep.. this man is a machine, scribble, uv seen this guy go into a club without a shirt? i've seen him go clubbing in a speedo and when the bouncer tried to kick him out he accused the bouncer of being racist and threatened him, the bouncer was three times his size and when the push came to shove nathan said he was a pacifist.. haha funny times, never a dull moment with this chappie.. he weres that damn jacket everywhere without a shirt and always tries to pick up betty's.. this man is crazy..
Mark
April 2006
even bolands u12's surfs better than nathan.
Sidebar
April 2006
subscription to the HGFC (hugh grant fan club) will cost you 100 ront per month per member (cash and bank guaranteed cheques accepted) for your cash you will recieve a foto of the evil one and i will buy beer for me. I will also purchase one x t shirt for the dominion of chaos and 1 x large sock for his speedo.
puku
April 2006
HAHAHAHA! just chill the f*&^k out chaps! the dudes bringing some humour into our lives! any 1 who can walk into a club in a speedo and tune a bouncer built like an arabian water buffalo with a U.V goatee deserves a Fan Club! viva la HGFC!
by the way nathan, you better watch your back! HAHAHA
hugh grant
April 2006
thank you very much mr.(mike) harris and mr.(greame) bell, my honoured president... and as 4 mr. reitz.. you are indeed a lower lifeform and your indecridously lacking wit is disturbing, your grammer is plain evil and your mockery of yours truly is on the same level as a vagabond, i sincerly hope that life treats you well and am sorry to inform you that in life you better have some maracoulsly brilliant skills, 4 u seem to be lacking in everything else, especially in the looks department.. i am truly sorry for your state of main and hope one day you will find a soulmate that tolerates your hideous deformities and putrid manner.. yours in the life of good waves, stoke, and big boobies.. hugh!!! p.s.. my left index finger is tilted at an obtuse right angle degree..
Martin
April 2006
Hey buddy, well you've just won the award for never getting a single wave in the boland aria, excluding the fact that i will personally beat you up (aswell any one from the boland aria) if you come near our waters call me when you want to surf!
hugh grant
April 2006
hey mr. ras.. u concentrate on jonothen erickson(damn vallies) thats ur lil fight.. and as 4 surfing boland, does saturday suit you, i was thinking of surfing it everyday, becoming a local, and banning you from the water.. haha.. nooit bru, u gotta learn to chill.. and im to good looking to fight, we can have a battle of looks, but you'll most definately lose.. awehness.. keep it clean boys, and leave the vibes to the jocks.. kom ons speel a bikke touch-rugby owens, ek sit op my lekker jean-pants en dan ons kan lekker scrum.. pffffffff
Damn vallies
April 2006
hey guys, what the hell.. nathan is a funny man and all this is leading to violence.. i dunno about you guys but when i log in and read his shit, i laugh myself shitless.. i didnt really find anything offensive that he wrote, but then again i dont surf 4 ep or boland.. i think sum ppl misinterpreted his humour and took it the wrong way.. i for one find it really funny, and it brightens up this site!! i know he can be an asshole and a dick sometimes, but hey, arnt we all.. sounds like sum of u got really pissed off, while others found him funny.. i dunno, its all in retrospect.. i dont care.. but 1 thing i agree with nathan is.. leave violence to the jocks..
Sidebar
April 2006
ja seriously okes. i dont even know the guy but I can see that hes just got a wicked sense of humour. as for the violence - forget about it - go have a cold surf and chill out - nathan you can come surf the west coast with us and if anyone bites you kak ill give him a wedgie and a lolly pop.
remember okes we,re boogers, not rugby players
peace
hugh grant
April 2006
awehness sidebar, and damn vallies, and puku, and any1 else.. i c some of u took this pretty personally.. i will now reveal the truth.. in matter of fact this whole section was only a test of ur jedi-mind skills, which seperated the seth from the padawans.. a few of u past but many of u resorted to anger and anger is not accepted in the true path of a jedi.. you will always be weak until you master your emotions.. chill out o's.. take it easy, and yeah.. go have a cold surf!!!
Spy Dude
April 2006
yawn......
Martin
April 2006
Its easy to say "chill out bru..."But its still offensive to Boland and ep. Stop trying to be all cool about everything. The world doesn't just resolve around your little modelling world. So you chill out and stop trying being something your never gona be. I ve got a plan why not take up surfing you ll fit in well:)
m
live life
Ryanstar
April 2006
there is obviously no waves in sa now!
hugh grant
April 2006
ha.. i cant take up surfing, all surfers are ugly buggers, i just wouldnt fit in.. people only surf to pull chicks.. boogey-boarders do what they do just 4 stoke.. but anyway mr. ras.. if you look at all the comments, some people found this very funny and even some boland and ep okes are laughing and saying you o's shouldnt get all riled u.. while on the other hand some people found it offensive.. i suppose you can never please the crowd.. but you my fine friend, read a paragraph that will never effect you, from sum guy you dont know, on a subject that means jack shit.. and get all aggro.. dude, take a look around, the world isnt a happy go clappy place, and if you cant realise that now, you gonna take some hard knocks in life.. like water off a ducks back, as easy as it is to get all riled up, its just as easy as saying "what a kook" and laughing at what you read.. trust me bru, i get a lot of shit thrown my way from a lot of kooks.. ask any southern cape dude.. but chill man.. gooz-fraba... awehness
Marthinus
April 2006
Damn vallies wrote:
hey guys, what the hell.. nathan is a funny man and all this is leading to violence.. i dunno about you guys but when i log in and read his shit, i laugh myself shitless.. i didnt really find anything offensive that he wrote, but then again i dont surf 4 ep or boland.. i think sum ppl misinterpreted his humour and took it the wrong way.. i for one find it really funny, and it brightens up this site!!
I surf 4 boland and I agree with you fully bro, I know Nathan and he is a lank funny oak
.... every1 should just calm down a bit
... Its not such a big deal even if he meant it "seriously" just laugh at it and move on.... come on ous.......
Jared HoustonApril 2006sup guys..
nathan is actually harmless,always full of chirps and nonsense..im sure he doesnt really hav anyhtin against the ous from bol or ep...martin,no worries bro..he wouldnt catch any waves anyway..jokes nathan...but myb try not to direct your humour at other people....
but dude,that jacket has got to go,along with your dress sense..
peace
j
hugh grant
April 2006
haha.. nice.. awehness jarry, pretty harmless hey, im a top notch gothic-ganstar killing machine.. haha!!! keep it real y-all... aweh
scribble
April 2006
i like eggs!!!!!!!!!
SmTApril 2006
What an inspiring waste of time, can't believe how much response some monkey's off-hand comments have inspired???
Out of all of them, only one thing bothers me!
What the HELL is awehness???
Marthinus
April 2006
If u lived in the Cape u would know......
SmTApril 2006
Óh I see, now it's a Cape Town thing, well when you come to Durban i'm going to be really nasty to you, maybe even pull a face when you're not looking!
Yeah, so watch out!
BahahahahaBahahahahaha!
Keep it real, like you said Support those poor chaps willing to support our sport!
BB4life
April 2006
Hey its a Cape Town thing I have no clue about, can't actually say I've EVER HEARD ANYBODY ACTUALLY SAY awehness???
I know awe (if thats how you spell it) and its one flipping gay slang piece of crap if you ask me man...
Sheeesh...
Martin
April 2006
Its a Boland word I supose
m
BB4life
April 2006
Hahaha cool man you guys just do your thing and ignore that doos...
Hey Hugh Grant how did you get your nickname if I may ask?
SmTApril 2006 Hahaha!
My guess of where he got his nickname is that he got caught with a "LADY of the NIGHT" down a dark alley one night just like the REAL Hugh Grant?
Maybe it's cause he looks like the stupid Toff? But who would want to brag about that?
Ummm, he's his HERO?
One more, he thinks he's good looking and he thinks Hugh Grant is good looking so he decided to copy his name, soon he'll take over the world and our Girls and then.........
PPPPppfffffffffffffttttttttttt!
What am I doing???
Who cares?
Chinnychinchin
April 2006
The one and only time I've ever seen this word or phrase is by ol' hugh.....I think it's a code....a gedi code......I did an internet search and it actually means................
WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hugh grant
April 2006
dear bodyboarders in general..
I see of late my most extrodinairy nick-name has become used in vain.. there or multiple reasons how such a fine name has crept up upon me willingly and taken a root in the converse of late.. i have not the time to go into particulars of the worthy subject, but may in future time refer to this incident in a reminasce chatter.
as for bb4life, i would most appreciate it if you could tone down on your awful language, seeing that there are woman and children on this site.(no name's mentioned for fear of offense) yet anyway, back to the main ploy, my nick-name..
Many may believe it could of originated from my stunning good looks, and incrediblely great charm, others may believe that it may come with my luck with the ladies, or simply because i resemble hugh grant..
my fine friends, in a way, all of you are right, i am most charming, handsome, intelligent and lucky with the finer sex of our species.. but the main reason that this little name has become so stuck, is simply becaus... ITS WHAT MY FRIENDS CALL ME... i hope i have answered all your questions, and if not, please do not be shy to inquire..
awehness..(that is the most legend word ever, and if you dont know it.. u a kook) (no offense intended)
warren79
April 2006
The horribe chirpping of monkeys never seemed to phaze me but even the the mocking birds cry becomes annoying.Self ritous entities will be forsaken.
Spy Dude
April 2006
word... this who thing is getting tired.
Spy Dude
April 2006
A-whe and A-wheness are goofball terms for saying anything from "hi" , "thank you" to "pass da spliff" just remeber that although herb is pretty harmless at first, long term effects on your mind can be quiet chronic, ask me, i know.
scribble
April 2006
ppl who dnt have humour cant play with hugh grant!
warren79
April 2006
PLAY WITH HUGH GRANT????.....WTF.
Sidebar
April 2006
hello children
i am the puppet master - I AM THE EVIL GENUIS - I have manipulated u all!! yall are reeling in a mental downward spiral - HAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Drool cups all round please nathan
( 100 ront each towards my beer fund and I might spare your lives)
good night children
Spy Dude
April 2006
its not a case of playing with hugh grant my bru, its a case of this is getting seriously lame, boring. The joke was funny the first 100 times, ok we all get nathan has a jaded sence of humour, well done, so do i.
Like take this into rekoning, everyone wants ciggartte smoking banned, reason: why should non smokers be subject to smokers second hand smoke, for that reason i want dogs banned, why should non dog owners be subjected to other peoples dogs barking all night and keeping me awake. Second hand noise pollution. Noise animals that shit everywhere. viva smooth brazilian kitty cats.
hugh grant
April 2006
ah, spy-dude.. my fine friend, in your examples every situation of annoyance is physical.. yet this forum is not noise pollution, second hand smoke or barking dogs.. this is a silent crepity of death, and all hail the jaded rulings of sir hugh grant, the 1 the only and the intolarable..
and as for the joke only being funny the first 100hundred times, theres only been 43 replies.. ive told you a hundred million billion times to stop exaggerating.. awehness
sooz
April 2006
laffing, laffing, laffing
hugh grant, u too funny, ou... keep it up.
you liven this place up! hahahahaha.
there are way too few people with good senses of humour out there! u keep at it, its HIGHLY entertaining stuff.
Spy Dude
April 2006
sooooz whats up chickanna, ok your lil dog is excluded from my dog hatred, cos its small and cute and stuff, have recently moved to parklands and having to adjust to dogs that just WONT SHUT UP!!!!. skim i am gonna start importing those dog collars from "fun with dick and jane" that will teach them.
hugh ... yeah whatever... over it, have fun my bru, when you cant beat them, shut the fudge up. Im off to explore the outer rhelms of west coast secret spots, damn google earth rocks, apparently the most secret of them all, die tant has been exposed by LOGIC, man i love those guys, they always give exposure in the wrong places, and then still forget to run other photos of commercial waves, like kbay or the rock.... grrrrr. havnt seen the mag myself..cant find it any where, just heard about it from some pissed off boogers.
hugh grant
April 2006
okay, a little worn now, but the saga continues, this time the realms of the unknown has finally become into our grasps, many have tried and forsakenly fallen with our tails between their legs, yet a few still struggle on fighting the blistering negetivity of fellow riders, there has been improveall in our overall progress with the recruitment of new members but still our numbers dwindle in comparison with the enemys.. a new fear has shown face and many riders such as KOLE RODER have become chicken and transversed back into their galaxy of 2ft waves, other riders have strutted on, still losing a few brave indaviduals to the looming blissfullness, fellow mwmbers like MIKE OSTLER and JAKE ROSENBURG have been knocked out in round 1 and are 2 fearfull to continue. a brave soul has singlehandedly tried to pursue the ongoers but has come back with his tail between his legs, he was known as JOSH KLEEVE.. JARAD(peacemaker)HOUSTEN, has tried to strick an agreement but has been struck down himself, ADAM(KOOK)MORLEY and his slaves JOHAN NORTIE, MATHEW BOTHA and other m-bay boys have just chickened out from the beginning and joined KOLE RODER in the land of panziness.. MARTINUS BOTHA has been banned from the land of milk and honey by yours truly, and MATHEW(heroin addict)WEBSTER, snuck up on all of us and made his way to the near end but was crushed by padawan TEAM WP.. awehness (that was random????)
scribble
April 2006
wot woody do u want a reply.this whole thing is pathetic the only thing you are doing now is seeking attention!
Justin H
April 2006
Shame Nathan, is this your way of making friends, or atleast trying to???
hugh grant
April 2006
sorry mr. roder.. you know i love you!!! and mr. hoeben, arnt u gay?
Werner A
April 2006
hugh grant wrote:
sorry mr. roder.. you know i love you!!! and mr. hoeben, arnt u gay?
coming from somebody who calles himself hugh grant,and walks into clubs with out a shirt, thats pretty rich..sounds more like our friend mr. grant has to many "friends" already...boyfriends that is.maybe if u ask nicely he'll give you his number( i happen 2 know mr. hoeben pretty well,he is built like the HULK and i estimate it would take him 0.02 seconds to tear your arms off and beat you to death with them..but thats a totaly different matter and what your deffinition is of kinky).
Damn vallies
April 2006
hugh grant is 2 cool to be gay, and as for fighting, hugh grants perfect smile will appease even the angriest of hooligans.. such a honour of looking at the hugh will not even be allowed if you do not call this higher being by his majestic name, sir hugh grant the one, only and most beautifull..
this great creature deserves respect and has through sheer dedication been ranked with the great leaders of our race, chuck norris, steven seagull and tom selleck.. all hail the hugh..
scribble
April 2006
bru who are you his lover? do you actually know him in person???????
Damn vallies
April 2006
dude, do you know him in person?? does sidebar?? does any1 else who thinks his comments are funny know him in person?? nooo.. so, u also left a comment bout him and you dont know him in person..
scribble
April 2006
i do know him !
BB4life
April 2006
Over it...
scribble
April 2006
this whole thing is old lets just all get over ourselves and our looks
and talk about we should know best boogboarding!! woody wish you the best of luk wit your shmodeling and picking up chicks wit no front teeTH!!!!! later cuz
hugh grant
April 2006
hey o's.. im really flattered really.. u o's are all kief and whatnot, but although i am a very intresting subject, 4pages of this is about enough, its getting a little worn.. but shundies, shot 4 all the intrest, its really cool, but lets change the subject to girls or bbing, or something almost as intresting as me. awehness...
haha, awoy mr. roder you kook..
Damn vallies
April 2006
yeah okay, change subject..
fatmeathead
October 2006
wtf!! who the hell do you think you ar hugh.. tuning people and shit!! nice and east to start with others from 1000km away, but if you had to meet them in person??? I know I would knock your teeth in!!
have some respect for fellow riders!! I tell you one thing, I dont know you but I have no respect for you!!
why you tjuning the bolond and ep guys, jelous or something!! jisaas.. boy, you should watch your tongue!!
Jack-
Sidebar
October 2006
Hello Pumpkins
Im pleased to announce that the eloquent, gentle and compassionate Fatmeathead, loved by all, has been awarded the HGFC annual - missed the bus, must be great at rukkby - award. Your lolly-pop is ready for collection. CONGRATULATIONS.
Closest Richter scale assesments for an enivetable enthusiastic (but probably very late) response will win a HGFC tshirt.
Cant wait
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