hugh grant
March 2006
i would like a very slim medium heighted rich woman with good legs and a healthy set of "lungs." she must be able to drive, cook, clean, and take care of my every need.. also must be willing to part with her money and have a mutual hate of surfers, longboarders and paddleskiers... (please dont let any of the boland or eastern cape guys answer this cause they not the shiniest apples in the bunch.) she must also be very "giving" and part with lavish gifts.. (oh yes, she must not be related to emile van vollenhaven, emile maree, stephen maree, micheal meyer, jarad housten, adam morley, johan norjie, franny de cock, mr harris(cant hit me cause i called you mr) micheal ostler, josh kleeve, luan wessels, martinus botha, mathew botha, gavin botha, cubby, the singh brothers, the heralds bay and plett crew or any of the boland or eastern cape boys..) any woman matching this description send me an email and we can meet.. you can also send me a letter (attached with a free beer coupon and a lock of your hair) (how many guys looked at this ad thinking i was a chick?) keep it clean and see u all at the cape classic... PLEASE BUY ME A BEER!!!!!
