bluebottles

hugh grant
February 2006
awoy, today i got stung by 5bluebottles. my friend dared me to put 1 around my ear and i did, and we saw another 4 which my buddy "bignose" picked up with a stick and threw them at me which landed on my back, i tried to get them off and stung my hands and then rubbed my face, which is now covered in meat tenderiser and vinegar, went to hospital and they gave me a pill which made me sleepy. im pretty stuffed, so could any1 tell me sum other stories that could cheer me up???

SmT
February 2006
Bluebottles are the EVIL spawn of Satan, they have no purpose except to piss off innocent ocean-riders.
My Girl is allergic to the bastards, if she gets stung she has to go to hospital, just goes into severe cramps and spasms and other nasty sh*t.
Kamala Botha's also allergic.
I've tried popping one with my bare-hand in the water, suceeded in getting stung on my hand and then when it sank it wrapped round both my legs. Spent the rest of the day feeling very sorry for myself.
BASTARDS
hugh grant
February 2006
adam morley is also allergic, has to go to hospital, so if you dont wanna surf against him throw 1 of the bastards onto the bastard
jbs
February 2006
when satan shave his pubes, bluebottles appear

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