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  • that NINJA kid
    January 2009
    Just a warning to boogie-cats surfing Durban's 'Golden Mile', I was nearly run-over by the life-guards duck at the Bay of Plenty on Saturday morning, popped up from my mid-shorebreak close-out and had the duck wizz past me within half a metre and straight up to the beach.

    Obviously friends of mine witnessed this, one thinking I was actually hit from his vantage point in the water and one from the pier (Who has worked as a skipper launching diving boats in the surf down in Umkomaas) and after my arms raised mouthing of what are you doing the attitude and response from the lifeguards was that I should have been watching where I was going. (Obviously we must all keep our eyes scanning the horizon for beaching boats on every wave.)

    I was pissed but started leaving it be and paddling back out for another when I saw my mates already going in and walking over and so went in and got there to my mates arguing the semantics of the situation with the two guards in question, who just aggressively brushed off the wanton disregard for public safety and were looking ready to throw down instead of admitting to the fact that they nearly hit me and were landing the duck on a crowded beach with no beach control involved. I just wanted an apology and to raise the point that they should be more careful next time lest they actually hit someone.

    Cue the beach co-ordinator who drove up and then stone-faced lied and said he was sitting there watching the whole situation, he admitted they nearly hit me but did nothing to rebuke them or even calm the situation but instead tried to brush the situation off whilst arguing, swearing and bristling with the I'm in charge so go away attitude that drips off a lot of public authority figures it seems...

    Off to other lifeguards at North Beach and finally the Parks and Recreation Department office on the beachfront and no one can help or can tell me who's really in charge on the beach until the receptionist calls the same ass of a coordinator in who walks in all smiles and tells us to basically get lost.

    I'm now trying to talk to people further up the Parks and Recreation Department ladder but there is no help, no responsibility and no accountability.

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  • craigtrilivascraigtrilivas
    January 2009
    Wow dood thats heavy.
    I was in a similar sort of incident years ago while surfing far bowl.
    I mean that wave is right next to the channel and lank okes surf it u know!

    So i turn around to get onto this lil smoker and as I do my eyes r met by the huge belly of one of those HUGE lifeguard rowing boats which carry like 12 peeps abought to crash down on my pip :shock:

    So I freak and go under as quickly & as deeply as I could given the milisecond I had.
    Got klapped by 1 or 2 ores and when I surfaced they looked back and just laughed!

    I couldnt believe it.
    Couldnt they see there were guys ( at least 3 of us ) surfing in that area?
    Couldnt they hav gone a lil to the right of us?
    They could hav but they didnt.

    I felt like even tho they were there to practice and serve the community that they actually didnt really giv a rats ass and simply thought that they owned the whole beach :|

    What if I got hit on the head and drowned?
    What then?
    They wouldnt have even seen me if I didnt pop up behind them!

    I reckon they should have a marked area just like the bathing areas so that people know if they r in the zone they must be wys.
    Otherwise peeps r gonna get hurt man.

    Peace.
  • Spy Dude
    January 2009
    Thats what happens when the ANC controls the municipality... now all u sheep go vote for JZ... bbaaahhh baaahhh baahhhhh!
  • craigtrilivascraigtrilivas
    January 2009
    Jigga whaat?
    Jigga whoooo?
  • dcmike
    January 2009
    That is so swak! However, your piece explains the situation very clamly and eloquently and I would send it verbatim to your local paper - There's nothing like bad publicity to get your own back... You're not the first that this has happened to I'm sure but South Africans tend to not complain... Hell my neighbour got held up at gun point and didn't report it! Props for making the effort to fix a potentially tragic situation and hopefully avoid another close encounter.
  • Spy Dude
    January 2009
    ya report it, also take photos of the offending lifegaurds and their "boss" who blew you off
    NAME AND SHAME....
  • Spy Dude
    January 2009
    Its almost as swak as the lifegaurds at clifton who needed saving cos they couldnt swim... YEAH MAKES LANK SENSE!!!!!!!!
  • Spy Dude
    January 2009
    Here is a good example of the power of the media...
    Dude i would persue this.
    As these "lifegaurds" dont seem to have a clue!

    http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=13&art_id=vn20090119063143902C939350

    It all comes out in the wash eventually
    Wendy Knowler
    January 19 2009 at 08:22AM


    If you recently bought a 7kg LG washing machine, you may want to check the model code to make sure you got what you paid for.

    Before Sachin Naidoo relocated from Durban to Cape Town recently, he paid for a 7kg LG front loader at House & Home (part of the Shoprite group) in Gateway, Umhlanga, arranging to pick it up at the company's Canal Walk branch.

    When he did so, he noticed that the washing machine he was being given had a 6kg capacity.

    "I queried this with one of the managers and was rather rudely told that the machine I'd bought was a 6kg model, despite the fact that my invoice stated it had a 7kg capacity," Naidoo says.

    "He went on to show me his PC where it was captured that 158 of these machines had been sold and I'm the only one not accepting it, and that LG had confirmed that the machine was in fact a 6kg one.

    "But the salesman at the Gateway branch told me he'd spoken to the LG rep who'd said they supplied both a 6kg and a 7kg model, and that, in fact, I'd paid for the 7kg model."

    Still, the staff at the Canal Walk would not accept that this was the case, and in the end Naidoo asked for, and received, a refund, and went on to buy the 7kg LG washing machine at Makro, "where there was no such confusion".

    Naidoo raised the issue with me out of concern that others who paid for 7kg washing machines had been given the smaller model instead, but had not realised it.

    I raised the issue with House & Home managing director Aubrey Karp who said LG had inadvertently supplied a 6kg machine to House & Home's Cape Town warehouse, instead of the 7kg one, in Naidoo's case.

    He pointed out that the codes for the two appliances were "unfortunately extremely close".

    "This error should have been picked up at the warehouse, but unfortunately it was not. The store should have immediately contacted the buyer.

    "Once contacted, LG immediately replaced all incorrect stock with the correct model washing machine.

    "We sincerely apologise for any inconvenience caused."

    For the record, the 7kg LG front loading washing machine carries the model code 80134T/80490TP and the 6kg model carries the code 80134T/80490NP.

    Worth checking if you recently bought one of these appliances!

    Just how bloody-minded did that manager have to be, to consistently ignore what the customer was saying - and what his invoice stated - and lose the sale rather than check those codes?

    Unbelievable.
  • rylin
    January 2009
    Ahhhhhh Life guards..... I've had a few bad experiences with Life Guards. I'll mention just one of those now.

    I was a grom (13) at Umhlanga Main beach and one day there were some sick banks in front of Granny's Pool( breaking on the outside) and the Life guards tower (Sick bowl), so they sort of linked up but anyway. I was sitting in between those two banks waiting for the odd wave and I had this Life Guard paddle up to me and he started swearing, waving his arms around and going mental and he was saying that I wasn't allowed to surf there. I just ignored him and said to him, I thought I could sit anywhere in the ocean and I made him realize that I wasn't affecting anyone. Unfortunately the peanut brain sat on his surf board and shot it out from under him into the inside of my leg(I was also sitting on my board). As I just shrugged it off and I paddled back over to the bank in front of the life Guards Tower. After getting waves for another hour or so, I got out and had noticed I had a huge gash down the inside of my leg and bleeding profusely. Every day I walked past that dib shit and and just shook my head in disbelief.

    Man, If I was you I would take photo's of those Life guards and paste posters of them all over North beach and let everyone know that they are dumb ass's.
  • Spy Dude
    January 2009
    i would of laid a charge of attempted murder! yet another crime goes unreported.
  • that NINJA kid
    January 2009
    Lay a charge?!?!?!
    Yet another beaurecratic nightmare! Cops won't lay a charge, it was 'just an accident'

    Last time I got in a road rage tiff with some idiot in a bakkie sitting on my tail (I touched the brakes to get him off my ass) he ended up nudging me on my 125 motorbike doing 90-100 on the freeway and the cops weren't worried, said a reckless driving was most they could do? So lifeguards or road ragers actually need to kill you before anyone's prepared to fill out the forms... Me asking the cops what they'd do if it was their son on the bike just drew the blankest of blank faces!
  • craigtrilivascraigtrilivas
    January 2009
    I can tell u now that if they did that kinda kuk & the OG North/Bay/Far Bowl boys got wind of it they would be humbled in MANY creative ways thats for sure :lol:

    Its wierd cos we used to have parties at the life guard HQ and there was never any beef whatsoever in those good ol days.
    There's probably some doos now thats been promoted as the yrs went by that secretly held a grudge at a booger for maybe gripping his betty or something thats all cool and flexing his Lifeguard muscle if u will now to get back.

    PPpppffff......so lame 8)

    I reckon take a sneaky pic and just paste it all over the place of the offenders so their names & faces get thrown all over the stretch.
    Sure that'll teach em heehee :twisted:

    Otherwise write something like "Chief lifeguard Chett is a winkyface who cant surf" or sumthin on their tower LOL!!!


    Its kuk to actually have to resort to anything really but hey, giv it....get it :wink:
  • that NINJA kid
    January 2009
    Aaaahhh, praise be to the internet, after browsing the eThekweni Municipality website, I found the right name to drop (Deputy Head of Parks and Recreation Department)

    So after no return from the beach co-odinators superior from Saturday morning I phoned him, calmly told him I had been expecting some sort of come-back but that it was fine, I had mailed a letter to the Daily Mercury and would also be contacting Mr. Swart at the head office.

    10 MINUTES LATER, another administrator contacts me, tells me he's looked in to it, he's really sorry about the whole thing, the two guys are in training to use the duck and admitted they nearly hit me (which would've solved everything up front) and should have had an inspector monitoring from the shoreline which they didn't (I'm guessing the aggro co-ordinator guy in the Landy who swore blind he'd been there watching after driving up)etc etc They had been moving surfers which is difficult as guys argue etc so people shouting at them by then would have set them off but that doesn't make it right blahblah... Apparently they've been dealt with but it could be bull and cover-ups to avoid the stink...

    I can press forward in to a hearing should I wish but I'm not the kinda guy who wants to mess with anyone's livelyhoods and all I wanted was them to know that their so called lifeguards are reckless etc so that'll be that... Although I do feel like they should have warnings on crowded weekend beaches if there are TRAINEE guards or guards training on big-ass
    ducks in crowded water space. Also, I think we should be getting along with the lifeguards and it sucks we don't because we're all down there loving the same things...
  • JAMES bye
    January 2009
    yeah i was also surfing Far Bowl on Saturay, was realy fun by the way...

    Anyway... i was walking over to the channel next to the pier to paddle out and walkied past the lifeguard tower which had like 10 lifeguards sitting on it all stuffing arround... one of their knee board covers was lieing on the ground next to the tower and the gentle offshore blew the cover over.... these okes sitting on the tower started shouting at me and swearing, telling me to put the cover back that had been blown over.... i looked at them and just carried on walking.... they continued swearing at me and so i wondered...

    Would u realy want these okes saving your life????????
  • Spy Dude
    January 2009
    report that shit... seriously, the are public servants.... if in my capacity in my job swore and abused the general public, i would be fired... i rekon these okes should be fired.
  • koslovski001
    January 2009
    I agree with Spy... Report it, they should have thought about their lively hood before almost moving down an innocent member of the public.

    I've never found lifeguards to be very smart for a start and it seems to be a trend for most public servants.

    On a lighter note I was paddling out at Melkbos last December and along side me was a lifeguard... and this local grom comes paddling up to him tunes hey dude just be careful for the currents. I laughed my ass off at his comment as we paddled of into the distance. :D
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